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女人40歲是怎樣?那男人呢?
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法:As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40 歲以上的女人Here are just a few reasons why:為什麼呢?A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:%26quot;What are you thinking?%26quot;你在想什麼 ?She doesn%26#39;t care what you think. 她才不在乎你在想什麼。If a woman over 40 doesn%26#39;t want to watch the game,40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 she doesn%26#39;t sit around whining about it.她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 She does something she wants to do, and it%26#39;s usually more interesting.她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情Women over 40 are dignified.40歲以上的女人穩重自持They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera 不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.跟你大呼小叫Of course, if you deserve it, they won%26#39;t hesitate to shoot you當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地if they think they can get away with it.一槍把你給斃了。Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )They know what it%26#39;s like to be unappreciated.因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味Women get psychic as they age.女人越老越通靈 You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔Once you get past a wrinkle or two,只要能夠對皺紋視而不見a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.40 歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 Older women are forthright and honest.熟女直接又誠實They%26#39;ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋You don%26#39;t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.40歲以上的女人有很多優點Unfortunately, it%26#39;s not reciprocal.40 歲以上的男人呢?For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情Ladies, I apologize.女士們，請容許我在這兒For all those men who say,幫妳們說句公道話:%26quot;Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?%26quot;,那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 here%26#39;s an update for you.實在是太搞不清楚狀況了Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚Why?為什麼呢?Because women realize it%26#39;s not worth buying an entire pig 因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸just to get a little sausage!買回整隻豬!
皮鞋的?底uhpev1hcl13792wilber3670
女人40歲是怎樣?那男人呢?
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法:As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40 歲以上的女人Here are just a few reasons why:為什麼呢?A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:%26quot;What are you thinking?%26quot;你在想什麼 ?She doesn%26#39;t care what you think. 她才不在乎你在想什麼。If a woman over 40 doesn%26#39;t want to watch the game,40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 she doesn%26#39;t sit around whining about it.她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 She does something she wants to do, and it%26#39;s usually more interesting.她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情Women over 40 are dignified.40歲以上的女人穩重自持They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera 不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.跟你大呼小叫Of course, if you deserve it, they won%26#39;t hesitate to shoot you當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地if they think they can get away with it.一槍把你給斃了。Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )They know what it%26#39;s like to be unappreciated.因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味Women get psychic as they age.女人越老越通靈 You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔Once you get past a wrinkle or two,只要能夠對皺紋視而不見a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.40 歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感 Older women are forthright and honest.熟女直接又誠實They%26#39;ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. 如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋You don%26#39;t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.40歲以上的女人有很多優點Unfortunately, it%26#39;s not reciprocal.40 歲以上的男人呢?For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情Ladies, I apologize.女士們，請容許我在這兒For all those men who say,幫妳們說句公道話:%26quot;Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?%26quot;,那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 here%26#39;s an update for you.實在是太搞不清楚狀況了Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚Why?為什麼呢?Because women realize it%26#39;s not worth buying an entire pig 因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸just to get a little sausage!買回整隻豬!
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